A Prayer for Grant Funding Whiskey Glass

You’ve filled out stacks and stacks of paperwork, you’ve submitted more proposals than you can count. You’ve stayed up into the wee hours of the morning to just revise your submission one last time before the deadline. And you haven’t heard anything back. Research takes money. All scientists know that waiting for funding is the pits. In the meantime, go ahead and fill this whiskey glass with your favorite beverage and add some good juju to your proposal.